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Reimagine :The Game: Reimagine :The Game:

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Oh dear...

Allow me to summarise tjhis game in a very relevant meme/phrase
Son, I am dissapoint
What made the first two memorable (and in my opinion, the best) was that they were neither a game nor an animation, it was simple, it was revolved around the witty sardonic and intellegent humour, and all it took was jumping off a platform!
This just reverts the formula, impossible, repetitive levels, all the wit is now meme based (not amused) you cant fix what is not broken


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Sierra 7 Sierra 7

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

SWEET!!

Nicely presented, and it plays good and smooth, the killing is satisfying, and that is AWESOME :D

But what really makes this awesome, is the sniping (watching the bullet travel makes me smile) and the voice actor sounds like Steve Blum, which is double sweet!!

A sequel is needed!! with the ability to take cover and more tactical choices into the missions!! thanks again :D


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Punk-o-matic 2 Punk-o-matic 2

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Oh, how i want to love this game

First of all, i still remember playing the first way back, when my knowledge of punk music was from Tony Hawk games and the few CD's my brother possessed. alas, look how ive grown! and so has this game!

The amount of content is staggering, the first few minutes were roaming around it, looking at all the things i could do beyond those damn locked icons...several mins in, still locked....20 mins not one fucking thing unlocked! And i point the finger of blame at the frustrating mini game!! ugh, apart from that, creating the songs itself is incredibly accessible, overwhelming at first but is easily taimed....but is doused by the mini game, the unlockables and customisation is awesome aswell...but is doused by the mini game!!

Dont get me wrong, excellent game!! and the amount of effort and patience put in is admirable, but it just made me think of the first :( it used to be about the music man!!!



REPLAYING :the game: REPLAYING :the game:

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Who says sequels suffer??

Still branding the unique humour from the last with a bit more jizz, i was estatic to find this on the front page and it continued to amaze me with the content :D

(the Hamlet game killed twice over, after realising the significance of Horatio Caine reading Horatios line in the play...CLASSIC!!!)

Improvements....MORE!!!!


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Ching Chong Beautiful Ching Chong Beautiful

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nothing like Newground humour in the morning

The first game in which overwhelming annoyance was smothered by slapstick humour effectively. The jokes and racial puns are excellent, and the game itself seemed to flow perfectly, until i slammed head first into a crate...then laughed my head off :D


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